Texas. Ex-US President Bush is upset when he found out that former US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice and Indian Foreign Minister Pranab Mukherjee attended a course titled “Ten Things to do if your boss is a jerk!” last year when Bush was President.
Meanwhile in a press conference, Ms Rice explained that it was such a small matter and as usual, has been exaggerated by Mr. Bush. She has threatened to send the course material to President Obama’s cabinet members.
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged Boss, Bush, Condoleeza Rice, Humor, India, Jerk, Pakistan, Pranab Mukherjee, US, Work, Workplace humor
Geneva. Besides chicken wings, beaf and vegetables, assets of a corrupt politial leader amounting to millions of dollars were found in a Kitchen Deep Freezer in Switzerland. According to experts these assets can be traced back to 1960s. No wonder they have been termed as frozen assets!
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Tagged Assets, Deep Freezer, Frozen, Geneva, Humor, Politics, Refrigerator, Switzerlan
Once again the security talks between Iran and US failed. The frequent breakdown of talks between these two countries on Iran’s Nuclear Program has bogged down different intelligence quarters. However, a renowned psychologist, has suggested that this repeated failure is on account of verbal errors committed during oral communication by the spokespersons of both the countries. Therefore, in order to succeed, the countries should hold their next round of talks in SIGN LANGUAGE !
Posted in USA
Tagged Ahmedinijad, Humor, Iran, Nuclear, Obama, Security Talks, Sign Language, Tehran, US, Washington
During the past nine years, the environment has suffered less from Green House gases and more from White House emissions !
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Tagged emissions, environment, Green House gases, health hazard, Pollution, White House
Looks like that airliners are focusing too much on screening humans for security reasons that they barely care if any insect or animal slip through. This time it was a Scorpio, couple of days back rats/mice were found inside a plane. Who knows, next time you may find tiger sitting on your seat.
Read the story at : http://travel.latimes.com/daily-deal-blog/index.php/scorpion-stings-pass-4963/
Posted in Uncategorized, USA
Tagged air planes, airlines, frequent flyers, Humor, passengers, rats, scorpio
Do you know what happened to this guy ?
Do you know what happened to this guy ?
He used anti-dandruff shampoo !
A public service message from the soap industry
US President Obama will open a beauty saloon in Liyari to boost foreign direct investment in Pakistan.
The chelum of our beloved Hockey will take place at Hockey Club, Karachi.
Fans and lovers of hockey are invited to attend and pray for the departed soul and the spirit of our team.
Organized by Bachi Kuchi Hockey Association
United Nations
Getting tired of handling Palestine, Kashmir, North Korea and Iran issues, United Nations in addition to investigating murder queries now wants to handle employer – employee grievances also.
So if you have a grudge against your boss or your employee is not performing as per expectations, contact Secretary General of United Nations immediately and get a international resolution on the matter.
Posted in United Nations
Tagged Boss, Employee, Employer, Humor, Iran, Kashmir, North Korea, Palestine, United Nations, Workplace
